I had a quote using the word 'bitchface' I was supposed to use here but I forgot it.

[cheshire_monkey]

Last week I took offense to being called clumsy. I've never thought of myself as much of a klutz. I've never even broken a bone. *knocks on wood* Anyway, last Friday I went to this AMAZING PJ Harvey concert at the Warfield in San Francisco. Fan-freakin-tastic! We decided to watch the encore from downstairs so when the band cleared the stage my friend and I got up to leave our seats. We were up in the balcony. I took one step and slipped and fell on my butt. Okay, not really graceful or anything, but whatever - it happens. So, I got up, took two steps down and FELL AGAIN! This time, I managed to twist myself a little awkwardly and nearly landed on some poor unsuspecting guy. I didn't twist an ankle (this time), but I somehow managed to pull some muscles here and there. Today is the first day my legs are not completely sore.

That's right, I'm not only able to fall down and twist BOTH ankles at the same time, but I can also fall down the same set of stairs TWICE within seconds. My own boss told me to be careful around air - it could be hazardous to my health. [Note: I did not have any alcohol in my system.]

Speaking of my boss (or work), our program is listed as one of the top 10 diversity champions. We've got a poster and everything - it's amazing! *is proud*

Also, that grant we didn't get a month ago? They "found" money and we'll be starting that program (PDF) up in September. \o/ WIN!